So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
The best reaction to when someone is crying.
And it was from Dwight.
Parks and Emojis (x)
Brother and Sister
Some people might say these appear to be shar pei puppies, but all i see is pancakes. Rolls and rolls of pancakes.
I was on google looking at dog breeds and i found the Chow Chows
look at it. look at the fluffyness.
it’s so fluffy
this one looks sad but it’s still fluffy
and majestic. look at how majestic it is
and sleepy. it’s little ears are adorable.
WHAM! Chow Chow Puppy Attack!
All of the adorableness
look at this little ball of fluff and cuteness
just. UGH. i think i died and i want one now.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
moonrise over the atlantic